It's not a huge deal, but I woke up a few days ago with a saggy, swollen right undereye. I thought I looked like a grumy bullfrog that had slept on the wrong side of his lily pad.
It turns out that I had an acute case of allergies, where a bunch of little nodes (ew) sprouted up in the underside below my eye (double ew) due to "irritation from particles in the air." That, my friends, is codespeak for pollution.
Maybe it's time to pack it up and move to Fiji. Or Tasmania. Somewhere pristine.
I have been in glasses this whole week, which always makes me feel frumpy. Boo.
It turns out that I had an acute case of allergies, where a bunch of little nodes (ew) sprouted up in the underside below my eye (double ew) due to "irritation from particles in the air." That, my friends, is codespeak for pollution.
Maybe it's time to pack it up and move to Fiji. Or Tasmania. Somewhere pristine.
I have been in glasses this whole week, which always makes me feel frumpy. Boo.
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